I only shoplifted one time. Did I get caught? Yep. It was fucking bullshit because the only reason I got caught was because my friend was acting suspiciously while we walked out of the store. I ended up having to pay a fine. I bet if I had a nice set of tits I would have gotten away with it, but oh well. Maybe in my next life, I’ll be a hottie.

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